FML.
I was very upset by this. I cried into my serving of banana cake. No joke, mister.
On Tuesday I am going to Sydney, and I will be by myself. This means only myself to rely and depend upon, with no opportunity for anybody to disappoint me or let me down. I am very excited by this! It is only for a meagre 24 hours, but the fact that I will be more than 900km away from anybody I know makes up for this. That's 900km away from anybody who will piss me off.
The only sightseeing I will do will be to make a visit to the Art Gallery of NSW, and perhaps the Chinese Garden of Friendship. We all like friendship, don't we! It's nice, to be friends. Rain is also forecast. Splendid.
"If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed." - Slyvia Plath
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I'm afraid the entire population of Sydney will piss you off, because they're all bastards. Literally illegitimate.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that is a tale of woe. Perhaps you should find out if people are hungry before you go to the effort?
Also, am I the only person who reads this? You gots to publicize this shi'!
You eat what is put in front of you. It is what I grew up with, and I would appreciate if fathers would practice what they preach!
ReplyDeleteAnd no I will not make my thoughts known to the general public thank you very much, that would only be a disaster.