Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Happy Valentine's..?
These were my "I don't give a rat's crap about Valentine's Day and all it's bullshit paraphernalia, but here are some love-heart shaped biscuits I baked on Valentine's Day, and it is just a coincidence that they were heart-shaped" biscuits. Shameful, shameful attempt that was. The biscuits stank. Not literally stank but they weren't very nice. I still ate them all, pleased that I was on my own on Valentine's Day, not feeling obliged to go out and write some shit card and find some tacky present for my one and only.
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i like that you are wearing appropriate tea dresses and aprons when baking cookies!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should keep these biscuits as a means to getting rid of any future unwanted one and onlies?
ReplyDeleteSamuel, that is a ridiculous idea. Firstly, if he liked me, he would think it to be intolerably romantic and eat them, and smile even though they suck. Secondly, there doesn't need to be a secondly because the first point is enough for why your idea stinks like my biscuits.
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